I'm being funny today, so just indulge me.
NEVER...............
Put on red lipstick before taking a nap...#clownface #ronaldmcdonaldsexface
Leave a restroom without checking to see if your skirt is in the back of your control top panty hose. #rearview #grannypantyday
Forget to put the whips back in the closet so the in-laws don't see them on the bed when they drop by #roughsex #truestory
Look in your folks medicine cabinet as you may find the box of Viagra #tmi #ick
Invite friends over for a family movie when a porno dvd is still in the player #mymistake #kidswithburnedeyes
Ask someone if the outfit makes your butt look big #truthhurts #yousawitinthemirrortoo
Tell your boss that you get more work done at home and away from them #pinkslip #dismissed
Take sauces home in your purse after a meal at Zaxby's #warmedover #orangecoatedmakeupbag
Force your parents to tell you who is their favorite #ouch #needingcounseling
Mix up your Melatonin with your Magnesium in the morning #neededcoffee #sleeptakesover
Get lazy about your tupperware in the work fridge #greengoopantibiotic #cdcdeclined
Drink alcohol before getting an impromptu tattoo #spellcheck #bleedingmassofohno
Play audio books during work hours when the owners are due in #sexnoisesheard #sexualharrassmentcharges
Jack up your favorite song in the car when taking the boss to lunch #pushitrealgoodboss #ilikebigbuttsandyoushouldlie
Chew up an Oreo before letting in your blind date #wrongfirstimpression #coalminersteeth
Fart in an elevator at work #ownersneakvisitday #gasmasksfallfromceiling
Spray on shimmer body spray when going to the gynecologist #shinyhooha #glittergoodies
Hastily rub on self tanning lotion when heading to get a physical #oompaloopa #orangeisthenewwhite
)))Corset Hugs(((
Ginny Lynn
Wench Writer
