My Twist on Two Christmas Carols

SHOPPING BLOWS
Oh the checkout line is frightful but the sales are so delightful
And since we've got funds so low
Shopping Blows, shopping blows, shopping blows

The idiots show no sign of stopping and my patience is dropping
The fights have turned into rows
Shopping Blows, shopping blows, shopping blows

When we finally say All Right, how I hate going through this swarm
I'll hold down my tongue so tight so the curse words won't form

The night is slowly dying and my dear we're still here dying
But as long as you save some dough
Shopping Blows, shopping blows, shopping blows.



The Writer's Twelve Days of Christmas
On my first day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
One back support

On my second day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my third day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my fourth day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my fifth day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my sixth day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
6 things of white out
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my seventh day of Christmas publisher gave to me,
7 pads of stickies
6 things of white out
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my eighth day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
8 series contract
7 pads of stickies
6 things of white out
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my ninth day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
9 conference choices
8 series contract
7 pads of stickies
6 things of white out
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my tenth day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
10 page long chapters
9 conference choices
8 series contract
7 pads of stickies
6 things of white out
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my eleventh day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
11 beat sheets cooking
10 page long chapters
9 conference choices          
8 series contract 
7 pads of stickies
6 things of white out
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces
One back support

On my twelfth day of Christmas my publisher gave to me,
12 chapter edits
11 beat sheets cooking
10 page long chapters
9 conference choices
8 series contract
7 pads of stickies
6 things of white out
5 tissue boxes
4 weeks til deadline
3 book cover choices
2 wrist braces                                                     )))Corset Hugs and Happy Holidays(((
One back support                                                 Ginny Lynn, Holiday Wench Writer