I saw this idea on a blog from last year and have been wondering if I could actually do this justice. Well, here's my try at it.
In Five Words Or Less....
My day job - Crazy. I was crazy once.
My pets - Didn't you just go out?
My writing career - Why won't they publish me?
My thoughts on college - I made more before attending.
My body - Curves with intermittent weight fluctuations.
My mind - Wait, I have one? Dude!
My marriage - He loves me with flaws.
My sewing hobby - Where is my seam ripper?
My former dancing life - Evolved from tap to naughty
My car - She needs how much work?
My train of thought - Wait, I have one? Righteous!
Favorite color - Dark green is soul deep.
Favorite movie - The Wedding Date, my Yoda. (You'd get this is you've watched it)
My best friends - They know the real me.
My ex-boyfriends - Exes for very good reasons.
My hair - my best feature, mouth included
My skin - Was Morticia Adams my mom?
My villain crush - Can I keep you, Loki?
My point - Wait, I have one? Seriously?
)))Corset Hugs((( and Laughter